Porn Feet

A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.
Jake has porn feet

Alyssa has a foot fetish and only dates men with porn feet.
by lilacgirl97 February 18, 2024
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Feet don't fail me now

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.
by pedriluvr November 21, 2023
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Tiny Feet Pedophile

A slang term for someone who usually spends money on ridiculous items because they are compensating for something.
This guys house is huge, he must be a tiny feet pedophile.
by HerpesWarrior May 27, 2023
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feet mouth

a betrayer to us all, changed his name to *starts choking*
"feet mouth"

"KYS!!!!!!!"
by mrmrpizza June 09, 2022
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Popular YouTuber Cody Ko who is canonically very small.
"Yo dude, who are you watching?" "Me? Oh I'm jus watching Short little small guy who is under 5 feet" "Oh shit I love Cody Ko."
by Bu T. Ton June 14, 2024
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kroger baby feet

Babies who run around in a grocery store with no shoes on and their feet get black and nasty
Look at that baby, she got kroger baby feet
by kat_moore May 18, 2023
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feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.
I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.
by JMitchMD October 27, 2020
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