Mushoo

A very cute, and adorable squishy thing. Derived from the Mushishi anime manga, one of the spirits.

You're such a mushoo!

by seroX March 31, 2015

mushy celery

the described consistency of a penis after masturbating

Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery

by angrynoob July 13, 2015

Mushered

When you are way past the term mushed.

"Yo fam im mushered from no sleep"

by snigjie January 8, 2016

mushing softies

When two flaccid guys lie on top of each other penis to penis. The penises are therefore, "mushing."

I was trying to sleep and the next thing I knew my roommate was waking me up by mushing softies.

by The Base April 11, 2016

mushroom pigs

when you slap your mushroom shaped dick on a pigs face, giving the pig a mushroom stamp. If you like this, you can also try putting your dick in a fire for about 10 seconds so that you can brand someone for a longer lasting stamp. This will let other guys know that your bitch is taken, by seeing that she has your mushroom on her face.

bro, let's go create some mushroom pigs !

by gmonkeyandfriends August 18, 2016

Mushroom Stampede

During a gang bang on one female, all males get onto one side of the room with penises erect, the gazelle gets down on her knees on the opposing side. Then all of the males high-five and sprint at the woman and stamp her face with their shafts.

Friend 1:"Dude, last night we pulled a mushroom stampede on Mr. John's wife!"
Friend 2:"Where was my invite?"

by DirtyM@ February 18, 2017