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Turkish Good Morning

When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.
"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"
by GotVox April 18, 2016
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Morning Sunshine

When your weightlifting partner, who is spotting you during the bench press, lets a testicle slip down and out of his nutter shorts.
My workout was going great this morning until Dave gave me a Morning Sunshine.
by Beardking01 June 12, 2018
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shed your morning tear for Nixon

The largest, most odiferous bowel movement of the day, one that usually occurs in the morning. This movement is often accompanied by or caused my an extremely upset stomach, due to fears of the government, the president, the situation in Iraq, terrorism, medicare, the state of the world...
Man, did you just shed your morning tear for Nixon, dude? It stinks in here.
by DebWeb January 22, 2006
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Morning Thunder

1) Inordinately great sex in the morning. As strong and powerful as a Bison.
2) A flavor of tea...to be had in the morning after having sex.
Man, I got two smashing cups of morning thunder today, Finneus.
by NotRyanReally January 25, 2004
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Morning Breakfast

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!
I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny
by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007
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morning licks

This is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, If you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, Licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, making sure there is plenty of saliva being transferred.

For added results do while partner is asleep as a way of waking them up.
After a night out on Guiness and a curry on the way home and not brushing your teeth before going to bed then waking your partner up with a series of morning licks
by Adam Courtney Phillips May 8, 2008
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