Mormonland

Utah, the unofficial homeland of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, or colloquially as they are known, Mormons.

"A friend of mine just moved to Utah." "Oh, really? How are they liking living in Mormonland?"

by alrightbucko February 18, 2021

Mormon

Self righteous douchebags who will be your best friend until you join the cult and everyone then treats you like any imperfections they can nit-pick off of you are mortal sins

Mormon people are only after your tithes

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

Mormon Relief Society

Mormon women. Click-ish, horrible women who act “Christ-like” to your face and gossip behind your back. The Mormon version of a succubus, so no physical touch or any companionship, just friendly enough to extract information from you to report negative news to the “leadership” of the branch or ward, which they turn around and use as Mormon blackmail, insisting that you must do as they say or else face outer darkness.

A: Is the Mormon relief society doing anything to combat poverty?

B: fuck no

by Rabbitfox February 21, 2021

Moron

A stupid person with a birdbrain.

Nicole: I'm so happy I got the scholarship!!!

Justin: Yk if it wasn't for you're parents you would've never been here
Nicole: Say that again
Justin: What?
Nicole: I SAID SAY THAT AGAIN YOU MORON!!

by mycatwentunderthemat March 27, 2021

Moronic

The bionic moron

Shelley thought she was a smooth criminal, her moronic mistakes proved otherwise.

by Gregorkennett March 31, 2021

Moronic

The Bionic moron

Shelley thought stalking was legal. What a moronic idea...

by Gregorkennett March 31, 2021