Michael Knight

Rhyming slang used when you have passed a high quality excreation. Rhyming with the word "shite". Not used for the general expression of "shite". The "shite" produced must be of a quality to require discussion with others. If you find the car in Kinght Rider cooler than Michael Knight you can use the word Kitt instead.

I have just done a Michael Knight.

by KeBaBubba January 4, 2011

Michael Kors

The most amazing professional shoe desiger, often whose shoes sell at department stores such as NORDSTROM or Dillards.

Chelsea: OH SHIT! What brand are those shoes?! They're so beautiful, I'm having an eyegasm!

Anna: Uhhh MICHAEL by Michael Kors! =D

by Anna! =) November 26, 2009

Michael

The best friend anyone could want. He's always there for the ones he cares about, even if it means letting them call him at 1am. If you're a girl watch out, it's easy to fall for a guy named Michael. Michaels give the best hugs and can always make you laugh when you don't want to smile.

Person 1: wow he's a nice guy
Person 2: he must be Michael.

by Krys 1678 May 19, 2014

michael vick

One of the best running quaterbacks in football history:

get's more rushing yards then most runningbacks

fast as shit and can juke out almost any body

"Yesterday Michal Vick rushed for 147 yards!"

by Andre January 17, 2005

Michael

Michael is the most incredible guy in the entire world. He has a great sense of humor and will always be there for you. His smile is perfect, his eyes are perfect, his hair is perfect, his hands are perfect, his laugh is perfect, his voice is perfect, and he is perfect. He's trustworthy, attractive, super sweet, caring, and absolutely indescribably incredible. When you find a Michael, don't let him slip away. Take him while you can and don't let him go without a fight. Michaels don't come around every other day. They become an extremely important part of your life and once you meet one, he won't ever leave your mind. Michael will bring THE greatest of adventures and will be the only person that could ever make you feel beautiful. Enjoy every second you have with him because he will make every second worth living. He will be the reason you get up every morning. He will always be there for you. He will be the sunshine to your day. Just seeing his face will immediately make you feel like you could do anything. You will look forward to just being near him and will love hearing his voice. He is simply perfect.

Michael is a really incredible guy! I was wondering if he would consider going to the formal Canwick dance with me?

by kmuffinz January 10, 2012

Michael Bisping

Michael Bisping is an English mixed martial artist, Who got the worst decision in the history of the UFC at UFC 75 against Matt Hamill. A fight that Bisping clearly lost. He then went on too fight Rashad Evans at UFC 78 this time no gift decisions came his way and he rightly lost.
Realising he was in a tough weight class he made the wise decision to drop down a weight class to middleweight. Where he has fought three fairly easy fights. The best fighter he has actually beaten is Chris "The Cripple" Leben. Michael Bisping is currently shitting himself as he is now lined up to fight Dan Henderson at UfC 100 if he is lucky enough to survive and gets another gift decision he will then face Anderson Silva for the title. With the obvious exception of Hendo this is surely the easiest path anyone has had for a title shot in UFC history.

That guy just got beat up for 3 rounds, god I bet he is hoping for a Michael Bisping style decision

by Matt Hamill. June 4, 2009