Mexican Hot Sauced

When a guy dips his balls in tabasco sauce, and then shoves them in a girl's mouth.

Holy Shit she just got Mexican Hot Sauced!

Aww, fuck the sun's killing me, it's like I got Mexican Hot Sauced.

by ihav9kats July 3, 2010

Mexican Chocolate Factory

The act of freezing and inserting one's cylindrical piece of shit into a vagina and consuming said shit as it melts out.

"My boyfriend sure enjoys his trips to the Mexican chocolate factory."

by shimya May 18, 2008

Sea Mexican

A Hispanic person not from mainland North or South America; specifically refers to Puerto Ricans.

Not all Hispanics are Sea Mexicans, but all Sea Mexicans are Hispanic.

by Harthacnut December 15, 2008

mexican engineering

1. a comepletely ghetto way of rennovating a house
2. strapping multiple matresses to the top of a car (usually an Astro minivan)

They must have hired a mexican engineer to fix that roof.
I have never seen that kind of mexican engineering!

by weazulitis October 20, 2006

Mexican popsicle

When you ensert 1/3 cup of any multi-purpose glue into your asshole. Steadly insert a popsicle stick into your asshole sqeeze your ass shut and hold for 25 minutes. when glue has dried ensert a butterknife into your asshole and pry the surrounding glue open until the popsicle comes out. Then enjoy.

For better results try using a popsicle stick with jokes on it

Tim: Dude my asshole hurts so bad
Casey: No shit but at least you got to enjoy that mexican popsicle

by Moldymoonpie February 17, 2010

mexican stinky sandwich

When one farts into a taco, or anything else edible at tacobell. Usually done if a customer is an ass or is really picky. A mexican stinky salad can also be done anywhere in mexico too.

Yo! Jose...my hombra, that customer was an ass. Imma make him a special sandwich... A mexican stinky sandwich.

by Jawmama February 1, 2008