a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.
by thannypack January 2, 2019
Get the dirty mikemug. A man married to a beautiful woman but is not attracted to her. A pretty Mike has an incredibly small penis and is attracted to other men but hides his guilt from homosexuality by having sexual relationships with very ugly and manly women. Pretty Mike is typically a narcissist and or a psychopath. He is also very controlling and manipulative to those he can be. He is very submissive to other men.
by BB _Wolf May 5, 2020
Get the pretty mikemug. The subtle act of walking into the woods, only to be gripped on the shoulders by leathery carpenter’s hands and sodomized with a floppy picklesque piece of birch and or maple.
Mike : hey Brandon! Why don’t you go take a Mike hike you buttslut?
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
Brandon: I’m already on one! (Continues getting raped)
by Cody Bustaloady March 18, 2020
Get the Mike Hikemug. Everyone loves mike Wazowski, he's a big green ball that everyone loves, WHO DOESNT LOVE BIG GREEN BALLS?!?
He is a very smexy creature.
I will forever love you mike wazowski
He is a very smexy creature.
I will forever love you mike wazowski
by M!keW@zowskilover December 1, 2022
Get the MIKE Wazowskimug. At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011
Get the Mike The Unicornmug. by chikitacos514 November 20, 2018
Get the Mike-a-liciousmug. by Twat slayer June 6, 2022
Get the Moldy Mikemug.