Mexican casa

When a fat Mexican lady lives in a run down shack with 8 kids and her husbands ball sag a shit ton. SaggyNipples

Come one jimmy we can't invite 80kids to your birthday this isn't a fucking Mexican Casa

by SAGGYNIPPLES43 May 25, 2016

mexican dad

I jumped the border for you

Mexican Dad: "I DIDNT CROSS THAT BORDER FOR NOTHING PINCHE VIEJA"

by Lenkesh May 3, 2018

Mexican Sleighride

When one parks a car in a bad area of town. Upon their return, the wheels have been removed and the car is sitting on the ground, or on bricks.

Sorry I'm late, I got a Mexican Sleighride, probably shouldn't have parked in that alley!

by keith manhattan September 26, 2012

Mexican STD

An unwanted pregnancy.

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?

by PSD PRIDE December 2, 2011

Bionic Mexican

A Mexican fighter capable of absorbing an inordinate amount of punishment, much like The Terminator.

John: "Hey Brian, are you rooting for Cotto or Margarito?"
Brian: "I want to root for Cotto, but Margarito's got that whole Bionic Mexican thing going, so I don't know..."

by Azn Badger November 6, 2011

mexican uprising

When you have extreme diarrhea, either after eating Taco Bell or bar nachos the night before.

Man, I have a Mexican uprising from that beefy 5 layer burrito I ate last night!

by SgtWillyD November 19, 2020

mexican rice

A gay Mexican man who only dates Asian men, or vice versa.

"Juan and Ton are always holding hands in public. That Mexican Rice might last forever."

by Annie W. November 28, 2007