merc'n bitches

to randomly kill people mercenary style.

What are you doing tonight?

Merc'n bitches!!

Damn, you do that pretty much every night.

I got that shit on lock. I'm the president.

by calendar of death June 2, 2008

march 9th

march nineth is the birth date of bts' Min Yoongi.
It is celebrated among armys everywhere when this time of year comes around, and is also the reason you will see my crying in the corridor at school because my babys so old now. He is 27 (YTD)

"wOw ITS march 9th. ThaT mEAns MY BaBY iS All GroWN Up! UwU"

by Th0t4nctandbts October 20, 2019

March 29

This is the day the gods gave up on an angel, God condemned the angel to live amongst mortals to learn and to suffer for being who she/he was, they grew sick of the mortal world and makes up their minds to take revenge and go against God, leading them to become and abomination
This is the day of rebellion

Person: Hey do you know what day it is?

March 29: Well duh it's the day of the rebellious abomination, now let's go sacrifice some humans 😈

by Abomination October 27, 2019

March 24

Girls can kick boys in the nuts day

Exactly as it says. You girls can do this on March 24

by Raylack November 22, 2020

march 3rd

March 3rd is national dumbass day. Don't forget to celebrate!

Person 1: Hey happy march 3rd.
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: national dumbass day!

by m o f o March 3, 2020

March 10

March 10 is the day you have to tell your crush you like them

Person 1: are you going to tell your crush you like them

Person 2: no

Person 1: but it is March 10
Person 2 fine

by Who. Cares March 10, 2020