Mexican Lasagna

When you titty-fuck a girl because she is having her period. Just after cumming between her tits (thus creating the cheese), you rip out her tampon and rub the blood between her tits as well (thus creating the sauce).

Defecation can be added as a third step depending on whether one prefers cheese or meat lasagna.

Charles: Dude are you fucking that girl tonight?

Frank: No, I think she has her period.

Charles: Well I hope she's hungry then, cause you gotta give her the Mexican Lasagna.

by Wowthisisgross October 19, 2010

mexican mouthwash

A bottle of tequila

I woke up in a Tijuana ally, butt naked, a bottle of Mexican mouthwash in one hand and a maraca in the other.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

mexicant

a Mexican who is unable to hop the fence at the border due to malnutrition or sprained ankles from long hours of mowing and playing soccer

Hernandez- ey meng ju seen juan lopez?
Armando- naw meng he was wit us in tijuana
Enrique- oh no meng he a mexicant he couldnt make it over!
Hernandez- Porque juan lopez!!! porque!?!?!?!

by Closet Azns April 13, 2008

mexican cigar

When a woman snorts cocaine off of an erect penis.

Did you hear that chick gave Horatio a mexican cigar in the bathroom of TGI Fridays?

by jhal August 29, 2006

make like a Mexican

A derogatory phrase, expressing desire for one to jump a fence or wall.

Let's make like a Mexican, the fuzz is coming!

by Ectoplasm On Toast September 12, 2008

mexican shotgun

when a car has a seat in the middle of the front row between the drives seat and shotgun.

A: "miguel I call shotgun in your gardening truck.

B: ok fernando, I call mexican shotgun.

by smcforlife October 10, 2004

Mexican Sugar Dancing

The act of going from 4chan to Urban Dictionary to look up words that don't make sense.

"Dave is such a cuck! He's jumping from site to site, Mexican Sugar Dancing!" "Yeah Brycen, we'll have him doing that all night!"

by Denbritle23 June 20, 2016