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magic truffles

A small shaped piece of confectionery made with the Atoms straight from hell. Tastes like metal and soil, best to digest with other food. Sold in shops in Amsterdam.

These "truffles" will make you lose your shit as you attempt to comprehend what your brain does on a daily basis.
--In Store--
Tourist A: I just bought 2gm of Magic Truffles!
Tourist B aka Shroom-master: I see you went for the pussy trip i got 10gm?

--few hours later
Tourist A: Look at all the beautiful people and buildings!
Shroom-master: Bruh what even is hunger?
Shroom-master: Why is everyone looking at me?
Shroom-master: The ambulances they are coming for me!!!
Shroom-master: Should have went for the pussy trip how long till this wares off!!
by Turboman2016 June 9, 2016
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magic mountain mom

The alliterative female equivalent of a Disneyland Dad.

A deadbeat mom who avoids normal parenting responsibilities like bedtimes, orthodontist appointments, dance recitals, homework, and studying. This mom, instead, focuses on fun things like taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
Theresa is such a Magic Mountain Mom. That deadbeat said she can't give me half the money for the orthodontist because she quit two jobs. She magically found cash for buying her boyfriend birthday presents and taking the kids to Six Flags Magic Mountain.
by Wilford Brimley83 November 5, 2017
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Magic kiss

When a sexual partner places a hand on each bum cheek, spreading them apart and placing their lips on the anus and blowing, leaving the partner recieving with a feeling of unequivocal joy and magic.
Jane gave me a magic kiss last night I thought I was in Hogwarts it felt so good!
by Derpyjedi November 14, 2017
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Magic Man

Two time world championship boxer, Paulie Malignaggi.
“Tonight’s winner by knockout! Bensonhurst’s own the one, the only, The Magic Man!”
by Cugino_di_Carmine May 26, 2018
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Magic Box of Fuck

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos
The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.
by Bloodhands September 13, 2018
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Magicmil

Magicmil is a mythical create who has appeared in many peoples dreams globally , many believe they may even be a real one and they set it as their life long goal just to see one on whilst under the influence of a vodka red bull
Person 1 : if you could have 1 wish what would it be

Unhealthy person : idk maybe money

Normal person : to see a magicmil
by Milmoyeeeee April 17, 2020
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