Martial

Stupid ass skinny white boy who has no girl and always trying to slide into their DMs

This nigga martial is lonely af

by Ye7y May 29, 2019

travis martin

the most fagulous guy in the universe. immaculately conceived and born to conquer the cosmos! a.k.a. "Star"

It's Travis Martin Bitch!

by Travis Martin April 28, 2008

Martian

A human so odd or disgusting looking that they might be an alien.

Whoa, dude, look at that martian. Do you think it's male or female?

by Tater Gumfries September 21, 2009

Martin Bowl

A county wide football game held between Martin County High School Tigers and South Fork High School Bulldogs and winner is that years reigning champ. A great time of the year when South Fork gives county that good wood! And steam rolls their asses!

Dude 1:You going to the Martin Bowl?

Dude 2:Course South Fork going to give county that good wood!

by thegoodwood August 20, 2011

Martinez

Literaly every last name for every movie drug lord ever, always wears glasses, black hair, middle age man, always angry, lots of face rinkles and tanned.

Aye yo, Boss Martinez wants us to go kill the cops who stole our drugs

by Technically The Truth May 4, 2020

Demetri Martin

n. what you become when you have too much free time

1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

by dacos April 8, 2009

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006