Dry Martini

The act if performing cunnilingus on a senior citizen who's genitals are extremely dry in hopes of recovering a green olive.

The fish came back to life after the dry martini.

by I'm Athiest March 17, 2008

martin johnson

creepy molester looking lead singer of boys like girls, gives out condoms with ice cream. scares away small children, but we still love him.

Oh man, did you see Martin Johnson on mtv, scared the willies out of me.

by gives up on names January 11, 2008

Martin

a person who enjoys having multiple cocks shoved up his/her ass; a person who enjoys kinky butt sex.

"hey, you know that Martin i took home last night ?? good fuck"

by Sara Sex Payton May 23, 2008

Martin Luther King

The reason why racism is much less common against African Americans nowadays than it was in the 1950s. Also a mothafucka to respect 😎😎😎

white person: damnit, why did Martin Luther King have to fight for civil rights and shit. I wish it was the good ol days when black people were treated like shit while we had all the nice money and hos
black person: well too bad mothafucka

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

REMMY MARTiN

i love u remmy martin !! <333

urrr s0000 funnny :)

girl: remmy is so hot i love him
other girl: yeahh i knowww gurlll!!

by REMMY_L0VE !! April 21, 2005

Martina

Basicly a saint but doesn't understand any pop culture references or memes

Person1:Have you seen the new meme about the terrorist bombing
Person2: yeah it was really funny i'll show it to martina
Martina: how can you be so cruel to laught at something like that

by Putanton October 2, 2018