mr moon

he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.

“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep”
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 8, 2019

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beta moon

A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.

This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.

Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.

"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"

"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."

by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019

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Mahogany Moonbeam

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.

While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam

by Project FICON January 24, 2020

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gabby moon

beautiful and stunning, the best person you could ever meet

you'd be lucky to meet this individual

Friend 1: wow, have you met gabby moon?

Friend 2: omg yes, she is so amazing!

by queenmorganm November 23, 2020

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Neonetical Moon

A man-made light in the dark (methaporically) in which the dark is for example depression or just a sad period of time. You could be someone's neonetical moon, like how an artist can be one for you. An object could also be someone's neonetical moon, for example a stuffed animal.

Person A: "I feel so sad today."

Person B: "Don't worry, I'll be your Neonetical Moon."

by neonetical moon March 31, 2021

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