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Dumb Ass Mother F*cker

The people on this web sight that leave serious definitions to funny ass words. Also known ass, ass clowns, pillow biters, and the more pc verson squares.
"God damn that was one dumb ass mother f*cker that left that responce!"
by Heady420 June 15, 2003
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Mother's Cunt

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt
by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005
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semper fi motherfucker!

Something from the movie Doom that Cooli says a lot.
Cooli: Semper Fi Motherfucker! *punches in face*
by warriors37 February 12, 2007
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Motherfucker

1. Someone who has most likely never fucked a mother, or if he has, it was a coincidence.
You're such a motherfucker.

How did you know?
by philpee August 2, 2008
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Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.
Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!
by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007
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Mother

A mother is someone who will do the work of twenty for free.
Mother, thank you for doing everything for me.
by SianPastelUniCats May 16, 2018
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