Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.
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Massage is therapeutic touch with the goal of alleviating various types of pain, tension, and emotional stress.
Massage is old, like older than humans, even orangatangs use sofysticated methods of massage.
There are different types of massage;
Therapeutic aka deep tissue, is for pain managment and its generally a world of pain in places you didnt know hurt, with lasting benefits like increased range of motion, reduced and sometimes eliminating pain.
Relaxation aka swedish (not really from Swedan) for stress relief, a master of swedish massage can leave a woman more satisfied than any dick.
Sensual this is illegal in all states except Navada as its generally considered prostitution if offered in a business setting, however you can give a sensual massage to a partner as long as you are not compensated.
There are many different styles of massage in these 3 catagoties, they are called modalities.
Popular deep tissue modalities include; Thai massage, Shiatsu, and Rolfing.
Popular relaxation modalities include; Thai massage, Lomi Lomi and swedish.
Popular sensual massages include; the kamasutra, and any touching of nipples, dick, balls, labia, or asshole.
Proper pronouns;
Masseuse is a French prostitute.
Massage practitioner is a professional.
Massage therapist is a medical professional.
Massage is old, like older than humans, even orangatangs use sofysticated methods of massage.
There are different types of massage;
Therapeutic aka deep tissue, is for pain managment and its generally a world of pain in places you didnt know hurt, with lasting benefits like increased range of motion, reduced and sometimes eliminating pain.
Relaxation aka swedish (not really from Swedan) for stress relief, a master of swedish massage can leave a woman more satisfied than any dick.
Sensual this is illegal in all states except Navada as its generally considered prostitution if offered in a business setting, however you can give a sensual massage to a partner as long as you are not compensated.
There are many different styles of massage in these 3 catagoties, they are called modalities.
Popular deep tissue modalities include; Thai massage, Shiatsu, and Rolfing.
Popular relaxation modalities include; Thai massage, Lomi Lomi and swedish.
Popular sensual massages include; the kamasutra, and any touching of nipples, dick, balls, labia, or asshole.
Proper pronouns;
Masseuse is a French prostitute.
Massage practitioner is a professional.
Massage therapist is a medical professional.
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"Happy mothers day, I got you a gift certificate for massage!"
"Massage helps me manage my sciatica."
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