1. Is a Mary who at times is a very nice person, and can appear almost dumb most of it. With a flick of a switch will become Scary Mary, she will throw phones at your face, she will slam you into walls, she will scream all of the swear words at you no matter where you are, and she will have sex with your friends as you walk in the door from work and allow you to watch. She will trun your family against you and convince your kids you are a terrible person. Scary Mary will also bear false witness and lie to get her way.
2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.
2. Scary Mary is Scary and loves the D and your money. She is making love to Pat Rick while Har lie Man Ger sits at home and takes care of the children. Plan B lives under the mattress in the house because she never knows who's kid it is.
by The Longest Yard November 29, 2022
Get the Scary Mary mug.The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022
Get the Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin mug.A girl with an extremely hairy body, specifically the face and/or armpits. A Hairy Mary is also a woman who has an extremely hairy ass. Be warned. Hairy Marys tend to travel in packs and occasionally think that is okay to publicly expose themselves by wearing tanktops.
On first sight it looked as though Katrina's hair was flowing over her shoulder. She then tossed her hair back, exposing herself as a Hairy Mary, and displayed her beautiful armpit hair.
by [TaintSniff] December 18, 2008
Get the Hairy Mary mug.A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.
Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
by hellomeboy March 12, 2009
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The Queen Mary is huge
by efgdjhfbsyubf October 16, 2006
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My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010
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