I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them

"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"

by imissmydad August 11, 2021

T.I.M.E.

Tears
In
My
Eyes

An abbreviation, similar to LMFAO, to let others know you found something to be so funny it brought tears to your eyes.

That video you sent me was so funny, it brought T.I.M.E. I am still LMFAO!!! Send me another video when you can, OK?

by jaxmeov May 19, 2009

I'm on aux

Someone who is in control of the music at a party/event.

Don't worry, I'm on aux!

by Pluviophilic November 22, 2019

You smell what I'm cookin'?

Former wrestler and now actor The Rock coined the phrase "you smell what I am cooking"? when he would try to intimidate his opponent it was his "hook" after talking trash. It can be defined as the following:

1) Do you know my intentions?
2) Do you realize the impact of my actions?
3) Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth
4) Do you smell what I ate recently, as I just farted?

Joe Blow: Hey Joey if you fart again in the car again I'm going to beat you down!

Joey BagOfDoughnuts: Ah I see you smell what I'm cookin'?

Joe Blow: No, but you're going to smell what I'm cooking when i leave you for dead at the next traffic light!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

I'm not sure

Alternative: "I don't know"

In conversation, when the person speaking to you wants you to feel like you're part of the conversation, but doesn't want to give you an opening. This conveniently allows the speaker to continue to ramble on about something trivial while the other person can only stand there and take it.

I'm not sure what your favorite movie is, but mine is Garden State, and this is why...

by jaykay84 August 29, 2009

I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.

Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.

by aeer June 12, 2011