A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021
Get the Long Distance Simpmug. A Noun- Funny smooth foreign exchange student who likes american girls and get's more ass then a toliet seat.
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by KeiraTheFox August 9, 2010
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Get the Long nosed onemug. What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.
by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017
Get the 9 inch longmug. The second album released by the LA rock group, Scarling. The album was released in late August of 2005, under the label "Sympathy for the Record Industry". The album is composed of insightful lyrics and hypnotizing instrumentals. It received a five star rating by "Alternative Press Magazine."
The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
The CD contains tracks such as: City Noise, Broken Record, Bummer, Like A Killer, and We Are The Music Makers.
Downloading Music Junkie: I just downloaded Scarling's "So Long, Scarecrow off of Limewire
Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
Goody Two-Shoes: Dude, that's totally illegal.
by FillerBunny March 7, 2009
Get the So Long, Scarecrowmug. by mikeh12 September 17, 2021
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