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Stalk you later

Derived from stumbling over your words when you can't decide between "see you later" and "talk to you later" and end up sounding like an idiot trying to say both at once. Deliberately blending the two turns a social faux pas into an ironic commentary on postmodern friendships.
Chet: Alrigh', dude. I'm out.
Allen: Stalk you later, man.
Chet: Whoa, you're right. Modern technology and microblogging makes us all stalkers of each other.
by Skoren Creek October 27, 2010
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Liberal

A very entitled person, usually well educated in gender studies or lesbian dance theory. They believe you are worthless in a argument unless you went to Berkeley.
Guy: What did Trump say that was racist?

Liberal: lolol What?! Dude like, he said we need to watch out for Muslims coming into the country.

Guy: You mean after ISIS said they were going to infiltrate Muslim refugee camps?

Liberal: F U fascist!!!!
by LetroyJenkins. June 17, 2018
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Liberal

a person who doesn't mind killing an unborn baby but cringes at the thought of killing a convicted murderer or rapist
common Liberal quote "Its okay to have that abortion, its nothing like the death penalty its just an innocent baby"
by Just A Koala March 6, 2011
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Sodomize you later

Man1:so long.
Man2:Yeah,sodomize you later.
by Deep blue 2012 February 17, 2010
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Liberal News Media

A mythical boogeyman trotted out by Right wing *think* tanks, Republican politicians, and others who continue to champion failed policies and ideologies, despite their empirically proven ineffectiveness

A straw man used by Republicans in an attempt to rationalize their repudiation by the American voting public

A tool for mitigating the cognitive dissonance experienced by those who claim to represent “American Values,” yet are rejected by the actual American people. See also “Real America”
Boy, it’s a good thing the Liberal News Media relentlessly investigated those false claims of WMDs’ isn’t it? Otherwise, hundreds of thousands of people would have died needlessly and we would have been stuck in a hellish war for at least a decade!
by roadscrawler April 29, 2009
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Liberal

In the United States, a Liberal is:

1. Someone who kills babies.

2. A terrorist.

3. An idiot.

4. A Nancy boy.

5. Someone who wishes they were European.

6. Someone who loves/idolizes criminals.

7. Someone who feels that others shouldn't reserve the right to defend themselves.

8. Someone who does drugs.

9. Someone who likes to blame all of the world's problems on people who have money.

10. A mouth-breather.

11. Someone who suffers from pompous indignation.

12. Someone who believes everything their professor tells them.

13. Someone with no motor/mechanical skills.

14. Someone who doesn't know anything about money.

15. Someone who values the life of a tree or a dumb animal over the life of another human being, unless said human being happens to be a dangerous criminal, of course.

16. A Democrat.

Fun Fact: Most Liberals are only Liberals until about the age of 25, then they start to grow up.
Fuck Liberals and Democrats. The Jackass is an appropriate symbol.
by Fuck Shit Piss March 26, 2008
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