Lifeless Yoda

An inanimate object that is strapped to your back thus weighing you down.

Sorry I'm late for class. This lifeless yoda must weigh 50 pounds.

by DuckFarts February 8, 2010

Life CV

Curriculum Vitae comes from the Latin roughly translating to "course of life".

A "Life CV" attains less to professional achievements and more to personal ones as a record of the momentous occasions in one's life.

It could relate to conquering fears, taking risks, performing incredible feats. All ultimately relating to improving oneself and building character.

Bob: I've always had a fear of heights so I've booked myself a sky-dive to conquer it.
Bill: Awesome, that'll be a good one to put on the Life CV.

by Gerard McKenzie September 8, 2010

Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Lifegenic

A person who is attractive only in real life and not in photos

"Sierra does not look good in photos, but in real life she gorgeous. She's obviously lifegenic."

by Pepe le pew December 6, 2014

Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.

Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.

by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017

Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018