The youngest offspring of an aged man. Particularly applied to a weakling or Special Needs Donkey. Chiefly Northern Irish.
They tell me that old Paddy's last dribble finally learned to tie her shoelaces. They're hoping she'll be able to get her left and right shoes the right way round by the time she's 50.
by T. Q. Beast Esq. July 14, 2021

by Will Biondo December 1, 2021

by Turqle_ May 15, 2021

If you have or know someone that has farton as their last name, then they probably are a horrible "person" and touch kids.
by stranger.1 May 22, 2024

The last way that you can do to accomplish the goal you want to be eventually able to reach, once everything else is no longer within your ability.
Retiring from watching YouTube regularly on a daily basis is the last resort I've to take, once the behavior requirement to get more screen time from parents in order to watch more YouTube becomes difficult for me to meet anymore.
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025

by Phg2o7 November 3, 2022

by WeedEatingOranguntang May 24, 2022
