Last Chance Underpants

The decrepit drawers you wear on laundry day.

Bobby: Hey dude, you're walking funny

Phil: I'm on my last chance underpants, they chafe like a mutha

by nextdaycorn October 18, 2012

Last of the Mohicans

When you are fucking a girl on chemo from behind and her pony tail comes off in your hand.

She was pretty sick but I still fucked her hard. I ended up doing a Last of the Mohicans on her as I came.

by SpodaFucker February 4, 2024

Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

by kid dying in a mini van April 19, 2022

Give a dead millionaire's last buck

To care.

I don't give a dead millionaire's last buck if you just died- you need to take a shower!

by L. G. Flavopalliatus February 22, 2025

The last supper

The sexual act of gaping the submissive partners anal cavity, lubing up your head and quickly slotting it into the asshole. Then, pulling out quickly to make a "PLOP" grabbing bread and wine, then slotting yourself plus the recently aquired bread wine combo and eating/drinking inside the partner. Then, as your partner dies from internal bleeding, sleeping inside the anal cavity as it contracts around your neck and then suffocates you. Hence the name "last supper".

David: Dang bro, did you hear about how Jerome and his wife went out?
Larry: Yeah apparently they did the last supper..
David: Must have been brutal jeez.

by Jesussi December 25, 2021

the last stroke

1. The final stroke of masturbation before orgasm.

2. The name for the last Jedi before it wad published.

3. The last stroke of the cock before death.

1. "My favorite stroke is the last stroke whats your favorite stroke Jimmy?"
2. "Yo Jim did you see how bad the last stroke was. It was a gay movie"
3. "Johnny had the last stroke on april fools day."

by Faggotpiss January 15, 2020

Last Day Activity

1. An unfortunate incident that causes it to be a person’s last day at their job.
Or
2. A spectacular event carried out by an employee who has already decided that this will be their last day at their current job.

“Who could’ve predicted that Gary telling the boss to go fuck himself would be a Last Day Activity? Everyone, that’s who.”“The guy from accounting who went streaking through the last board meeting picked one helluva Last Day Activity.”

by Eunice Swagpants May 1, 2021