stump jumper

An overly promiscuous or in some other way, sexually indiscrimenant man. (comes from the old saying 'he don't care he'd f_@& that stump if he knew there were no bees in it)

That stump jumper is so horny he'd fu___ a pile a rocks as long as he knew there wasn't a snake in it

by MikeeJay63 February 16, 2010

Jump Off

1. A club or spot where something is happening.
2. An attractive girl who is into you
3. Any object you dig

Did you see that jump off? Everybody got stuck...it was live.

by Q mass October 23, 2003

jump on the fridge

A term referring to being so satisfied and contented, that you think you could die happy right then.
Originates from the story of a cat who was so happy with life, that it jumped on top of the fridge and died in peace.

"Nice work passing you're driving test man, you must be stoked!?"
"Dude I'm so happy I could just jump on the fridge!"

"That was the best sex I've ever had, I could jump on the fridge right now!"

by Dave, G21... innit January 11, 2009

canadian log jump

It's when you cover your penis in Maple syrup and titty fuck with a pearl necklace aftermath.

That mounty let me do the Canadian log jump on her.

by Roger consula March 9, 2017

The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dog

This phrase means nothing.
Bottomburp appears to be correct.

How did you find it? I hope you didn't search for it.

by Diego November 21, 2003

jumpfuck

The sexual or excited act, of running, jumping on and fucking someone (like Jump-Hug).

* VengaPiR8 jumpfucks Jeian

by VengaPiR8 October 26, 2005

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

when you stick a dildo in gas and then stick it in your girls vaginal cavity then light it on fire and she will jump around and you have to put it out with your cum quick

Dirty Mexican Jumping Bean

by Chris Bird April 28, 2009