Joshua Smith

Joshua Smith is plump
Gets only men
And has an iq of -2
Blood sugar through the roof
And likes to never ANSWER

Me-hey josh get on im bored
18 days later
Josh-nah
Next day
Josh-GET ON OR ELSE
Me-😐
JOSHUA SMITH I HATE U

Joshua Smith by Kskdkf May 5, 2024

Joshua Mieny 

That one dude who you have a one week period with every year and then forget about eachother, but still have a close bond.

Dude: Yo i just remember you existed, wanna play something?
Joshua Mieny: Absoloutely, also i hate black people
Dude: What?

Joshua Mieny by David Golaar May 10, 2024

Joshua Grimble'd 

When your friend says something so ludicrous and outlandish, that if you were to describe it you would say "Joshua Grimble"

"He told me Ryan Reynolds wasn't hot! that motherfucker Joshua Grimble'd me!"

Joshua Grimble'd by Deftimdominus May 10, 2024

Joshua Naz

A chill, smart and athletic guy that wants to succeed in Life

The guy is Joshua Naz

Joshua Naz by 123CURRY May 11, 2024

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens 

a 5’1 man

ace: ur like 5’0
josh: NO IM 5’1
when u see a 5’1 man say that’s joshua jaylen mondrell pickens

joshua jaylen mondrell pickens by acethingz420 May 14, 2024

joshua

im drunk but hee a fkcing butch f you ho

1: u know joshua
2: yeahe suckss

joshua by urbandicitonaryhoe6 June 8, 2024

Joshua Wayne

100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!

Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"

Joshua Wayne by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024