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by andy tran March 23, 2003
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new jersey

Ahh New Jersey aka- Jersey, and the arm pit of america. Jersey stinks no doublt about it, and the only reason why people from Jersey say it dosen't, is because they are used to it. Jersey sucks and they know it they are just jealous of eveyone else. The only good things about Jersey is the shore, the tweeter center and mabey some of thier malls but i have King of Prussia so i don't care. The drivers suck and somehow the migrate to PA to piss us off. Sure there are lots of rich people in jersey, but they are mostly in north jersey and it's because they work in New York. Plus the dumbest laws! Lazy asses can't even pump their own gas! And anyone who thinks there are more flyers fans in jersey is sadly mistaken and should take my advice and never say that aloud in Philly.
A: Ewww... what's that smell?
B: We're in Jersey
A: ohh......why are we in New Jersey?
by philadelphian April 15, 2006
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jesse mccartney

haha where do i start?..hes a creepy kid that blinks too much and doesn;t payattention to the road instead he sings to it...he rapes terrified girls in dirty pools, has really bad eye brows and i think he has a twitching problem..
man when is that jesse mccartney video gunna come back....its my favorite
by jesses uhh biggest fan!:S February 15, 2005
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New Jersey

A plague sent from the North to ruin everyone's college experiences. Also a state near New York.
wow, college used to be fun...until kids from new jersey showed up.

How come bars only play techno music and you can no longer wear sneakers or hats with tilted brims?
Oh, because all these jersey kids just showed up and starting taking jager bombs and drinking coors light.

Why did girls start hiding in their dorm rooms?
Bc all these kids from new jersey keep trying to start fights over them to prove their manliness.
by alexeipfg February 6, 2009
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new jersey

The best damn state there is. New Jersey is in the tri-state area somewhere mashed inbetween New York, Philly and Delaware. I love how people from out of state "know" so much about Jersey! They think Jersey is dirty and so are the people! I bet they will say that "out of state"! From Atlantic City to Newark Jersey is full of the best mix of ITALIANS, BLACKS, PUERTO RICANS, AND HINDU'S in the world! More people would agree we were the GARDEN STATE if they came and smoked some of our shit--Especially the shit from camden! oh, and Camden, aka, CMD, IS off the chain! People always talk shit and say dont go there at night, I BEEN THERE AT NIGHT! Plenty of times, aint nothin wrong wit that place! I was livin there and yea the shit is bad but damn, give it a fuckin break! Anyways, Jersey is the home of the most Bangin ITALIAN GIRLS and fine ass NIGGAS!
"New Jersey's Finest"
by Rachel Angelo February 28, 2007
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Jesse Pinkman

The best film character you’ll ever need!! A hot drug addict from breaking bad. He’s a BAD BOY who has his guard up a lot but once you get to really know him, you’ll see he’s just a soft sweet teddy bear of a hunkin’ man. He likes to say hipster slang like yo, and bitch a lot. He also throws great parties when he’s not in rehab or cooking meth!! And has quite a humor too that shines throughout the show at some times. And he always gets manipulated and verbally abused a lot by Meth lord Walter white(Heisenberg), so that makes you fall in love with him even more because you can’t help but feel sorry for him. If I ever got to meet a real life Jesse Pinkman, I’d use him as my project to help him figure out his life, but that’s after we do some good blue glass together. And I’m not sure exactly why, but his goodwill baggy hip clothes just work on him, soo handsome and dreamy. Can’t get past his blue eyes or his amazing voice. One of a kind. He’s the kind of boy that would ruin your life because you’re so mad in love with him- actually no, because all the girlfriends he had, he took care for and tried not to involve them in his little drug business. Except for that period of time when he did heroin with that one chick and she choked on her vomit, but she was a bitch anyways!! Good riddance. If you’ve seen the show Breaking bad, you’ll understand how irrational loving such a messed up guy can be, he’s simply addicting. Take one snort of him and you’ll be wanting more!
“OMG Jesse Pinkman is so hot and dreamy. Don’t you think?”
by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 12, 2020
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