Jersey

A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.

Aww shit, My train goes through Jersey before taking me to New York! I hope none of their cheap cologne rubbs off on me! Shit man, Jersey Can't even make a real Cheesesteak! It Just Plain SUCKS!

by FromPhillyWitWiz April 19, 2011

Jersey Trash

A particularly cool pseudo-celebrity who lives in Northern New Jersey. He is a part-time super hero, who often combats injustice with even worse injustice. He also is a musician, with connections that range from hardcore bands to broadway singers. You can recognize him by his copious use of the J T hand-sign.

He has since left New Jersey, and is rumoured to have set up shop in the D.C. area.

Hey look, it's Jersey Trash! *flashes the J T sign*

by Jesse H. May 5, 2006

new jersey

the garden state. see boobs

dude, new jersey is awesome, i eat lots of vegetables

by ACDCrocksMYsocks November 21, 2004

New Jersey

A state west of NYC known to be one of the most polluted places in the country. If you drive long enough on the NJ Turnpike your chances of getting lung cancer and all sorts of diseases increses by 90%. Its a more spacious state with cheap and less expensive land and houses than NY, in general. A place where people live to get a house for cheap and try to imtiate NY.The NJ average housing price could be 649,000$ (thats even if it is) but thats because u get a house that has 30 rooms ,10 bathrooms, and a lake, a river ,and etc....The land is cheap. In NY you would get a small average house with 11/2 bathroom 2 bedrooms and a backyard if ur lucky with that being the starting price(thats in the bad areas too). Jersey is not wealthy at all and a house in Long Island alone can buy out 4-8 jersey houses.Shit an apartment in Tribeca cost more than a 5 acre house in Jersey. New Jersey people always try to prove themselves to New Yorkers because they know we are more real and have that NY "atitude" so they feel the need to prove to us that they "gangsta" as well, meanwhile they are just a bunch of suburban kids thinking they are "ghetto" and live the hard life. Jersians are not New Yorkers so dont not be mistaken they do not speak like us with the"cawfee" or "Wawtah" accent. They try but they cant be us New Yorkers (dont be fooled people). They are not even close to aggrivated or raged drivers as New Yorkers and if someone from Jersey drove in NY they would be harrased. Everyone knows that Jersey is a dump as well as Staten Island which is literally a few swimming strokes away from Jersey. The reason they got nice cars is because the houses are so cheap that they can afford the car they want.

The name says it all "DIrty Jersey" Keyword: DIrty!!!

"Move ya fucken car moron!......No wonda he's from Jersey....."

by Queens, New York August 1, 2005

jersey chaser

a white chick who only goes after ghetto black guys, who wear over-sized pants and basketball jerseys. She is often fat, but thinks she is just thick, and speaks bad english by placing a "D" in front of words that do not require it, such as 'dis', 'dat', 'da', 'dem', etc. Of the ones who are not fat, they are generally club going girls, and go after the thugged out black guys because they will buy them everything with their drug money.

"Damn that chick would be so hot if she wasn't a jersey chaser."

by TheAllKnowing June 26, 2005

new jersey

The armpit of America.

Sure it has great malls, some pretty nasty but still fun beaches, and you don't ever have to pump your own gas (because to do so would be illegal). But it still smells, needless to say. And Jersey girls are like the stereotypical Long Islander..

"Why do you smell like rotten eggs?"
"I just got back from New Jersey."

by HeyLeigh May 7, 2005