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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jason 《¤》 Mantzoukas 《¤》 Jason 《¤》mug. The coolest dude you’ll ever meet. He’s kind of an ass but he is the best friend you’ll always need. He’s got your back and great jokes. He’s the most sincerest person you’ll know and he’s hella honest. One of a kind and kind of easy to fall in love with.
by Just another person 1346 April 15, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason is unbreakably strong
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America
Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right
Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact
Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back
The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain
A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds
A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one
Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Loyal
Takes pride in blunt honesty
Quick to anger
Not to be fucked with
Intensely Patriotic
Would find no greater honor than to lay down his life for America
Teach him his job & you'll find none better
Enjoys hard work
Insists on doing it right
Incapable of beatin round the bush
Direct to the point
Brutally honest
Be careful what you ask, you may not want the answer
He knows you know he's right
Doesn't know the meaning of tact
Distrustful of strangers
Let him get to know you, and he'll throw obscene jokes. He won't respect you if you can't dish it back
The worst thing you can do is endanger someone who he loves. You'll feel pain
A true Jason says eating pussy is the main event of sex. Once he starts, he won't stop. It's for his pleasure not yours
Jason will make you cum by doing things you don't know are possible, and come back for more
His appetite for pussy is insatiable. He's aggressive but gentle
If you ask Jason to come over you need to be ready for him to pull down your pants gorge himself and walk away belching in appreciation. It won't be long before he asks for seconds
A true Jason loves all women but he prefers blondes
He loves the Elsa Jean/Kenzie Taylor type who looks like Barbie come to life
Even though he knows he can't ever have one
Jasons are always simple but misunderstood by those looking for things that aren't there
You'll always know where you stand with Jason cause he'll tell you in no uncertain terms
Girl 1: Who is that ASSHOLE? He's so blunt and direct. It's very jarring. And he's being deliberately rude!
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
Girl 2: That's Jason. You just have to get used to him.
Girl 3: He's also slightly probing you. Testing to see if you're a whiney cunt with thin skin.
Girl 1: He needs to lighten up!
Girls 2 and 3 together: You'll be sorry if he hears you say that!
Girl 2: If he finds out that he offends you, he will take pleasure in continuing to do so without end until you avoid him forever
Girl 3: Yeah. He hates everybody and prefers solitude so he pushes everyone away with everything he's got.
Girl 2: He's not really sadistic. He just hates softies.
by DeplorableNo1 December 12, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. 
by Mrs. Meric January 13, 2018
Get the Jason huhmug. a name for a sexy, hunky, and loving man. he is a great husband and should be your knight in shining armour.
by cosflames February 9, 2022
Get the jasonmug. by Bumbaroad December 19, 2019
Get the Jason Pikingmug.