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jason

Jason is a rage monster. He can be super mean and hurtful. He has his problems so it's best to stay away from him, for the only weapon you can use t defeat him is a mirror. Yes, he has no pleasent facial featurs whatsoever.
Person 1: Oh look it's jason
Person 2: Run!
Person 1: why... oh I see... wait! I can't see anymore! HELP!
Person 2: Oh no!
by hibijibi November 20, 2019
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Jason Soap

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.
“Why is Dylan’s face so red?”
“Idk, but he blamed it on Jason Soap”
by applejuicee December 31, 2019
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Situation-Jason

A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.
“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.
by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
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Jason lord

Brian: Yo my dick's 2 inches long

Lines: you Jason lord
by Ryann r April 11, 2023
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dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".
I put the data in a dot jason file.
by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022
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Jasoned

When dating or being engaged to a man who is already married but is also dating many women behind his wifes back.
Ive been jasoned
by Wendy mary 75 January 29, 2021
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Jason

Jason is a leetle child who likes to flip people off. He extremely enjoys playing Fortnite and has a problem with falling out of chairs. He has a floofly doggo and he has an artificial Fortnite six-pack and shellfish hands. Flip Flop
by PARKCHIMCHIM June 5, 2018
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