For the guitarist who knows what metal is about.
For the guitarist that don't like to play guitars, that are manufactured by 7yr old vietnamese slave/children *ibanez*.
Ibanez copied the Jackson soloist/dinky with their RG(Real Gay) line of guitars that suck ass.
Only raped (FUCKING-)skaters will play Ibanez lower of the lowest series and still says that their owning the best playing guitar around.
Charvel/Jackson has tons of cool paint jobs, instead of the Ibanez sticker quilts (pffhaha)
So if you want a real quality guitar that isn’t raped plays like butter and looks killer too, get yourself a Charvel/Jackson.
“Get the best, fuck the rest”
PS.
FUCK NU-METAL
Pathetic fucking gothic’s
For the guitarist that don't like to play guitars, that are manufactured by 7yr old vietnamese slave/children *ibanez*.
Ibanez copied the Jackson soloist/dinky with their RG(Real Gay) line of guitars that suck ass.
Only raped (FUCKING-)skaters will play Ibanez lower of the lowest series and still says that their owning the best playing guitar around.
Charvel/Jackson has tons of cool paint jobs, instead of the Ibanez sticker quilts (pffhaha)
So if you want a real quality guitar that isn’t raped plays like butter and looks killer too, get yourself a Charvel/Jackson.
“Get the best, fuck the rest”
PS.
FUCK NU-METAL
Pathetic fucking gothic’s
Fucking Skater Punk:
Hi John what's up, I've seen this so cool ibanez in the guitarshop. When I see it I just wanna play all day long nu-metal because I have a fuckt up mind.
And the price is right too. However I never played a Jackson Soloist I think it will pwnd it in a sec.
John:
Go fuck yourself.
Hi John what's up, I've seen this so cool ibanez in the guitarshop. When I see it I just wanna play all day long nu-metal because I have a fuckt up mind.
And the price is right too. However I never played a Jackson Soloist I think it will pwnd it in a sec.
John:
Go fuck yourself.
by Fuck_Ibanez September 1, 2008
Get the Jackson mug.1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.
2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.
3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.
3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!
Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
by BombACat July 18, 2010
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(Verb) to Jackson, Jacksoning, Jacksoned. The act of Jacksoning someone is to somehow, exploit or otherwise manipulate, a completely unwilling party, to provide an aid or a service, while providing absolutely no short or long-term compensation. It is executed to such a degree of dexterity and skill, that often, the Jacksoned party does not fully comprehend that they were infact Jacksoned. One can often comment on the laziness of a Jackson, or on how much a Jackson is in their debt, or can discuss previous incidents with other victims, and yet will still unwittingly get Jacksoned by that same party. A Jackson will always leave an opening available for any future goods or services they may require. Jacksoning is not limited to any one-on-one manipulation but can extend to several individuals, for several different things.
Side note: Jacksoning is not a spontaneous act, that can be achieved by anyone. It is a delicate art that has to be practiced often, and planned to perfection. A good Jackson can achieve almost anything for the price of nothing.
Side note: Jacksoning is not a spontaneous act, that can be achieved by anyone. It is a delicate art that has to be practiced often, and planned to perfection. A good Jackson can achieve almost anything for the price of nothing.
Steven: hey buddy! where you going?
Clark: I’m just gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes.
7 hrs later.
Clark: (to his friend john) man, earlier I was walking to my car, to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I ran into Steven. Somehow we ended up at dinner, I paid for his meal, then dropped him off at his house, where we ran into his landlord. He somehow convinced me pay for his next 2 months rent.
John: That’s odd!
Clark: yea, I know. He also took my pack of cigarettes. I’d go buy another pack but he borrowed my car for the next week. I had to walk back, cause I didn’t have anymore money to pay for a cab.
John: DUDE! You just got totally Jacksoned!!!
Clark: GODDAMMIT!
Clark: I’m just gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes.
7 hrs later.
Clark: (to his friend john) man, earlier I was walking to my car, to buy a pack of cigarettes, and I ran into Steven. Somehow we ended up at dinner, I paid for his meal, then dropped him off at his house, where we ran into his landlord. He somehow convinced me pay for his next 2 months rent.
John: That’s odd!
Clark: yea, I know. He also took my pack of cigarettes. I’d go buy another pack but he borrowed my car for the next week. I had to walk back, cause I didn’t have anymore money to pay for a cab.
John: DUDE! You just got totally Jacksoned!!!
Clark: GODDAMMIT!
by cola w. balls May 19, 2010
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elliot - allmost as cool as barak obama one might say!
hayden - wow he must be damn cool!
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