june 11th

national call abby a ugly bitch day be sure to call all the abby’s ugly bitches

john: what day is it

abby: june 11th why

john: oh then you’re an ugly bitch

by your mom gey69 June 6, 2021

June 8

national BJ day from your girlfriend/boyfriend they have to let suck it

hey it's June 8 get on your knees

by ItsThatDay June 7, 2021

June 9th

It’s national bad bitch day. Especially if your name is: McKenzie, or Kenzie.

Yo! It’s June 9th!
Wow national bad bitch day!! Is your name kenzie?!
Yes! It is!
Wow double trouble!!

by Mynameiskenzie June 8, 2021

kari june

She's not adopted and she's not an Indian. It's just coincidence that she has a love of gambling and booze and a knack for catching syphilis. She is forever lamenting the fact that she doesn't have short black hair and that she likes many music. You know, uh, MC Hammer? That song that goes "doot doot doot doot doot doot, U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!" Yes, I think he very good. She has a lot of really good joints as well. Wow. I can't get over what a free spirit Kari is.

He pulled a Kari when he was accidentally hypnotized at his church's Easter service.

by dykeana April 4, 2005

June 29th

Today is my best friend's birthday, so you can wish her something (here's her Instagram --> @editsbytedito)

-IT'S JUNE 29TH, SOO... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!
WISH YOU ALL THE BEST! I LOVE YOU INFINITELY MUCH!

by Vickydude November 27, 2019

June 10th

National Kiss, Hug, Grab ass, Grab Dick, and just be a MF freak day

Josh "It's June 10th"
Emily "Okay and?"
Josh "You better run"

by JackBeenstalk June 9, 2019

June 17th

The day “The Bars Kid” also know as “The Senior Drip Instructor” also known as “Uncle Kell” landed on planet earth to be the GOAT and inspire people to Enjoy The Wave.

Hey its June 17th...
Let’s go listen to be productive on the beach for Uncle Kell

by Ksshehbdjj October 17, 2019