Nail Jockey

a real professional at their trade, a Nail Jockey knows her way around a full set. Not just your average nail tech but a bona fide prodigy! This manicure queen is always on top of the latest trends makin sure u leave the salon with the illest nails around!

girl im going to see dat nail jockey on 5th, my nails always be lookin tight!

by dejayjay March 23, 2011

sperm jockey

some one who buys,collects,hordes,etc sperm,someone can really be a jockey for anything

sean watson and mike hagen were makin fun of that sperm jockey chode face carter adams

that kid carter adams is sucha sperm jockey

by Mike-and-Sean124321234 December 12, 2011

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

Gray Jacked

Sexing a person to death through relentless thrusting of the pelvic girdle

Pathologist: I'm afraid detective, she was Gray Jacked to death

by Kageybaby September 8, 2011

Buss Jockey shorts

when one buller man takes his penis and enters another buller man anus without the removal of his under garments.

Keshan buss Monk jockey shorts last night.
Not before Keshan get his jockey shorts buss by Travis. Before u know it, there was a buss jockey shorts threesome.

by ballzzs October 18, 2011

Frog Jockey

A Bogan-Australian term for an arrogant French person.

French Guy: Sacre bleu, ziss beer taste like many men have urinated into a bottle and served it cold
Aussie guy: Shut up ya Frog jockey!

by m1nus0ne November 18, 2011