Irish Pub

Haircut where one shaves his head because he's going bald.

Finally, after years of comb-overs and balding denial, Ben proudly wears an Irish Pub.

by O'Costegin January 15, 2008

Irish Creampie

When a person shoves a nyquil or 2 up ones bum and the leak out when being disolved

I was feeling a little sick and its St. Patricks Day so i decided to try an Irish Creampie

by DannyD. December 12, 2018

Irish Bulldozer

When a man is drinking a Guinness in one hand and giving it to his wife from behind, when their children burst into their room. The wife screams and tries to get them to leave and thrashes her arms about and the man buckles down, grips her tightly under her stomach with his free arm and, without withdrawing, charges directly at the children, utilizing his wife as a battering ram, to forcibly remove the children from the room.

Well, doctor, I think my PTSD stems from when my father performed the Irish bulldozer on us when I was a child

by Irish Mercutio October 25, 2010

Irish inch

A unit of measurement totaling half of any length in inches.

Kyle says “I’ll have an roast beef sandwich with provolone cheese, make it an Irish 12” per the Irish inch, Kyle ordered a 6” sandwich.

by Shotr01 June 27, 2020

Irish creampie

When a man ejaculates in a red haired hottie and the semen is leaking out of her vagina!

If things go well I am going to give that red haired hottie an Irish creampie!

by irishKevin March 19, 2017

IrishTrucker

Dysfunctional blue collared work with a drinking habit or other vices which may include online gaming. Mainly in today's society, a true IrishTrucker is a multitasker, learning how to mix business and pleasure to accommodate his needs.

Living like an IrishTrucker is a sweet life

by Vanilla Gorilla73 June 15, 2013