smiling snake

a fake person, looks at you smiles then stabs you in the back

she was a {smiling snake} I heard what she had been saying about me

by curvy cougar March 8, 2016

loose snake

The act of continuing to have sex after the orgasm. Most commonly acted out with a flaccid penis. (not erect)

"Man! I finished on this girls chest, and then she told be to go back in so I had to loose snake her"!

by Snowy Cunt November 5, 2014

Nake Snake

Instead of sleeping naked, which is uncivilised, you bear a snake across your private parts. This acts as a boundary layer to prevent profanities in compromising situations, and because snakes are cold blooded it keeps you cool.

Lad 1: Man it's so hot, I wish I could sleep naked but I don't want you to see my knockers.

Lad 2: Well maybe you should grab that snake over there and give the Nake Snake a go.

by NippleMuffins July 24, 2018

Solid Snake

Get a blowjob from a girl outside of her parents house in the deadzone between sensor light

1: Dude, I just got a Solid Snake from my GF
2: Nice!

by Fowly January 4, 2015

white-snaking

The act of suggestively crawling/dancing on a flat surface (similar to the woman in the White Snake video: Here I Go Again)

Cory was told to clean the bar counter and all we saw was him white-snaking the bar.

by Pamelamadingdong September 23, 2011

snake reason

Having a secret reason for knowing, doing, or wanting something.

Person 1: Scott has a snake reason for learning the figure 8.
Person 2: That sneaky snake! Arg!

by The Snakester June 16, 2010

Corn Snake

(Noun) - A large piece of fecal matter with visible pieces of corn protruding from the exterior. Length and diameter may vary depending on age and weight of individual. Corn Snakes generally have a pungent odor and are known to clog the toilet.

"Maaaan, don't go in the bathroom! I just dropped a Corn Snake!"

by idontknowmuch August 3, 2016