Pit-and-Run

A "pit-and-run" is a play on the term "hit-and-run" where a pit-bull takes the place of the vehicle.

"Pit and Run" refers to the phenomena where owners of aggressive pit-bulls flee the scene of random maulings carried out by their "fur-babies" in an attempt to avoid legal consequences. This parallels the behavior of perpetrators of vehicular hit-and-runs.

Pit-bulls are responsible for the majority of dog-bite fatalities in the United States in spite of their comparatively small share of the canine population of the country. Many of these fatalities are attributable to pit-and-run incidents. The percentage of owners whose actions are said to constitute a pit-and-run who are ultimately apprehended is not known.

by BSL Patriot July 28, 2024

Manlet Pit

A hole in the ground where manlets are found. Typically located in your local gym. Here the petite and effeminate manlet boys compare high heels, pay homage to their hero Randy Newman by singing Short People, futilely lift weights, jerk each other off and bitterly complain about women. Misery loves company. That's why the manlet pit is especially packed on Friday evenings and weekends because that's when normal people go out to socialize and have a great time. A concept that is, of course, completely foreign to a deeply insecure and comically stunted manlet pit inhabitant.

I just stepped over the manlet pit to hit the squat rack - WTF is going on down there? Just the usual, don't even worry about it bro. Everybody knows that short people got no reason.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Pensacola Pit Lizard

The act of hooking up with multiple race car drivers with the hopes of getting small fame.

She’s always at the track. She must be a Pensacola pit lizard.

by TCB52 April 7, 2025

Turn around and eat the pit

Another way of saying "Think outside the box"

"Dude, I'm really struggling with this puzzle!"
"Maybe you just need to turn around and eat the pit."

by TarantulaMorse April 30, 2025

pit fever

that feeling you get the day after a moshpit where you feel like you have the worst fever of your life and your bones feel like theyre ready to snap

person a: hey man, lets go hit another concert tonight!!
person b: sorry man can't make it, i got pit fever right now. i think i went too hard the last concert.
person a: whatever old boy, more fun for me then! see ya around!

by czplo May 14, 2025

pig pit

When a heavy concentration of greedy pig bottoms gather to get filled up with cum by anyone and everyone . Usually in a kink/circuit party/bath house setting.

I saw your man working the center of a pig pit last weekend. You should probs get tested.

by stalemuffinzev April 24, 2024

pit bull

literally fucking satan's little gremlin's

person 1: a pit bull just killed my cat, dude.
person 2: i'm sorry for your loss

by KawaiiVibes April 26, 2024