“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

Means you have been very busy, you haven’t had time to do anything you’ve been wanting to do

“I’m srry I didn’t answer the phone I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”
“I haven’t had time to scratch my ass”

by Nunya09 January 29, 2023

Sk8ter_haven

A youtuber who has absolutely no filter, has gotten banned from livestreaming multiple times, and will sell their soul for a body armor.

"I watched sk8ter_haven's live the other day. She put a frozen chicken Nugget on a frying pan."

by Ongaj_punjabi July 13, 2023

Dick-Haven December

After completion of No-Nut November, men shall be rewarded with the ability to do the horniest actions with girls throughout the month of December. No girl can decline his wishes.

Girl - “HEY! DON’T TOUCH MY TITS!”

Guy - “Well it’s Dick-Haven December”

Girl - “Ughh… alright, go ahead”

by GMSsvage November 23, 2023

Flare Haven

A passionate term for the vagina, emphasizing its fiery and intense nature during intimate moments.

"When the mood is right, her Flare Haven becomes an inferno of passion no one can handle."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

New Haven

Home to Yale University, the #1 College in America, also where all the bad bitches and future world leaders reside. Haters (Harvard) call it Big Bro, Lovers call it the Dirty Have.

New Haven is 100x better than Cambridge!

by Peter “Big Pete” Salovey June 26, 2024

I haven't forgotten

But as you can clearly see, they are (in an abstract sense) trying to keep me chained to this fucking gas station.

Hym Iam "I haven't forgotten and you are doing great. Advance progress by 5% and get somebody down here."

by Hym Iam April 4, 2026

I haven't done this to anyone

I haven't weaponized schizophrenia. I see it looks like some of the celebrities I named and some of ones I didn't can be seen yell at people and pointing in their face "Don't talk to me like that again" and Denzel Washington yelling and pointing at a guy to stop touching him and then the guy touches him again.

Hym "I haven't done this to anyone. I didn't weaponize schizophrenia. I don't know why they were doing it to me. But you CAN IN FACT do it for other reasons. None of them are good reasons and the people doing it are clearly worse than the people doing it."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025