have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

by Muntus October 15, 2013

have a piss

Basically telling someone to piss off or to have a wank.

Employer: hey Steve can you get me that report by the end of the day?
Steve: you'll get it when you get it, have a piss.

by Rhettjeppson October 5, 2016

hasenmyer

A large family of extremely attractive people. Usually, everyone in the family has a quick tongue, always with a snappy comeback.

"That girl is so sassy! Such a Smart Alec."
"Oh, she's a Hasenmyer. She's just witty."
"Oh, okay man. That makes sense."

by The_umtimate_Bob May 14, 2016

have a bomb blast

This statement is said to individuals to ensure he/she enjoys themselves.

"Hey Mark have a bomb blast today!" or "I can't make it to the party mate, but have a bomb blast!"

by CDI May 4, 2018

Havanacof

An incredibly sexy man that looks like Shawn Mendes. Tends to wear tight black trousers. Quite tall and has a nice strut (quite a nice but as well).

Shawnia: Dammmmnnn look at that hot ting strutting around!
Grace: oh that’s just a Havanacof

by SexyKhaleesi March 25, 2019

hafenbredl

It is the last name of a God and who ever has that last name is related to a god

Man I wish I was a HAFENBREDL

by JDIDDY14 April 8, 2019