Smammered-hammered Dick

1. When your so drunk you cant get your dick hard
2. When you so drunk you cant get and erection

Yo last night I was going down on this girl but i had Smammered-hammered Dick so nothing happened

by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012

Jack Hammer Onomatopoeia

Ratatatata

The jack hammer onomatopoeia goes like "Ratatatata"

by JDeen April 12, 2020

new york hammer

Referring to a male who has enlarged penis

Have you seen the new guys package ? Yes I have and that boys got the New York Hammer!

by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019

moosehorn blind hammer

when a man is drivin a jeep and a girl is ridin his shaft and he drives into a pole!

last night i gave my girl a (moosehorn blind hammer), she needed surgery after that

by poldfghhh February 10, 2010

bearded war hammer

Penis

He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

by english 210 April 8, 2009

chuck the kraut hammer

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.

When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".

by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010

Shinobi Wench Hammer

A Shinobi Wench Hammer is a move during sexual intercourse where the lights are turned out and the male rams the female from the darkness, so hard that she should climax upon landing. Usually performed towards the end of a sexual occurance as a pièce de résistance. It can be executed from infront or behind of a woman. If executed correctly from the rear, it may lead to a Wench Hammer Mudslide

...Silence... *scream of fright then pleasure* "You've just been Shinobi Wench Hammered baby, now lick this mudpie off my sack!"

by Ciderboi February 27, 2009