Dating green

The eco-friendly practice of recycling, or re-dating, former boyfriends/girlfriends, regardless of whether or not it is a terrible idea.

Jane: "Omg, can you believe that Sarah got back together with that jackass, Matt?!"
Melissa: "I know, right!? At least she's thinking of the environment and dating green, though..ha."

by C. Giles October 7, 2009

Green Dating

Green dating is the act of recycling an old flame. This can be due to a dry spell or the amount of time since the relationship ended has been enough that the reason for the breakup doesn’t seem as important/terrible. Therefore you reduce you time on the market, reuse an ex-lover and recycle them into a good-enough-for-now option...until something better comes along.

Kerry: So, I heard you are dating John again…I thought you said you couldn’t stand him

Betsy: Yeah, but I figure he can’t be as bad as I remember, and since I don't have any decent new prospects I have resorted to green dating to get me through the cold winter!

by sallylabets January 5, 2011

Green Vag

A person with seemingly good looks, but due to rumors of said person being a notorious whore, it can be easily deducted that she has a sexually transmitted infection.

Naw dude I would't I heard she's got the green vag.

by NickPronJas October 19, 2010

Green Blumpkin

When you get your dick sucked while taking a shit while smoking a big fat blunt.

Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*

by Operation Asian Invasion July 12, 2010

green children

General kids of the 80's that are here to usher in the green revolution and particular the worldwide acceptance of the planets premiere organic medicine, cannabis.

you and I are the green children, we actively smoke in freedom whereever we walk, and are here to end the bullshit and corruption our parents and governments have force fed us all these years.

by sphenodontia March 4, 2009

stacking green

The act of compiling cash into a safe or safety deposit box like those rappers and drug dealers do in music videos.

"Honey, why don't you put that cash in the bank?"
"Cause I can't"
"Why not?"
"Cause I'm stacking green bitch! You think Frank White takes a visa?"

by Skibumm135 November 23, 2013

belt of green

A green belt created by Leapercauns. It's is usually found in magic portals in Ireland.

Leapercauns wear this belt of green. I keep it in my magic closet

by Bread eater :) November 29, 2013