Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

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goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

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Skating goose

When a person fails a jumping onto some ice

Dang bro he looked like a skating goose

by Jerkface42 February 22, 2019

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silly goose

a person characterized by their lack of decision making skills

"I can't decide which boy to choose"

"You're such a silly goose"

by sshhuusshh March 25, 2020

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One of the most underrated rappers so far. Man that kid spits bars. Words flow through his head at any given moment and he’s probably never truly present in any event. He never disappoints or holds his tongue. Legend says he’s packing packing but you’ll have to find out for yourself.

Yo did you go to that Goose concert??? Shit was off the chain.

by Gone Goose April 18, 2020

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