Green Goblin

A certified dog; one who isn’t scared of the fire but thrives in it.

One shall not miscalculate their moves when in the presence of green goblin.

by SweetsV2 March 30, 2025

crohn’s goblins

The little goblins that run through your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again. The crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

Crohn’s goblins

The little goblins running through terrorizing your colon when you have the shits.

Where is Russ? He’s at the shitter again, the crohn’s goblins are terrorizing him today.

by Cornhole hunter April 17, 2025

Goblin mode

When you start twitching and open your eyes wide and blink weird because you snorted coke before starting stream.

Ethan visibly went Goblin mode on stream today

by ContextPuke April 18, 2025

Goblin Goon

Giant sized body. Goblin sized brain.

Not your average goon, a goblin goon

by JackCheeze April 21, 2025

Goblin Barrel

A term used to describe a nut sack

“yo dude what did you do with your girl last night”

I dragged my goblin barrel on her face

by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025

Crotch Goblin

Fruit from the loins of people with no fucking parenting skills, aka children. They typically appear feral with no apparent parental supervision. They lack discipline, respect, self awareness or basic education. They can typically be found in Walmart, Target and ER waiting rooms. Pajama and slipper wearing parents may or may not be found in the general vicinity.

Who does this feral crotch goblin belong to? It just opened a pack of sweets in the grocery store without paying for it. Where are the parents?

by Samesamebutdifferent78 May 19, 2025