Blue Goblin

A game master who looks harmless, writes everything down, and lets player stupidity ripen in a damp little jar until revenge becomes canon. He lets them rob the shop, seduce the mayor, knock up the barmaid, drown a relic, and name the horse “Tax Fraud.”

Three sessions later, Tax Fraud is sheriff, the lake wants child support, and the baby with a great axe rolls initiative.

“Jeremy is a Blue Goblin. He keeps receipts in crayon, files them in grave dirt, and reads them back during initiative.”

Blue Goblin by AfterDuskDriver April 27, 2026

Slop Goblin

slop goblin /slɒp ˈɡɒblɪn/ noun, informal, derogatory

1. A person who compulsively consumes and regurgitates ideological content online, typically without critical engagement, discernment, or any apparent life outside the feed. “The replies were full of slop goblins arguing over a tweet from 2019.”
2. By extension, any chronically online individual whose worldview is shaped primarily by algorithmic outrage cycles rather than firsthand experience. “Don’t read the quote tweets, it’s just slop goblins down there.”

Related forms: slop-goblinry (n.), slop-goblin (v., to engage in such behavior)

Usage note: Politically nonpartisan; applies equally across the ideological spectrum. Often paired with intensifiers (little, fucking, absolute).

See also: shitboi, parasite, dork ass loser.

Example sentences:

1. “I logged on for five minutes and a slop goblin in the replies told me I was complicit in genocide for posting a picture of my sandwich.”
2. “Every comment section under a streamer’s apology video is just slop goblins doing victory laps over a person they’ve never met.”
3. “My brother-in-law used to be normal and now he’s a full slop goblin — can’t get through Thanksgiving without bringing up some podcast I’ve never heard of.”
4. “She tried to have a measured opinion online once and the slop goblins descended within the hour.”
5. “Don’t engage, man, he’s slop-goblinry all the way down.”

Slop Goblin by ibeandrew May 1, 2026

Web Goblin

An especially stupid AI Warrior with TDS.

I posted the flyer, but the Web Goblins thought it was AI and spammed the comment feed with pictures of their genitals.

Web Goblin by Scott Faust May 26, 2026

grip the goblin 

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

grip the goblin by Drippyness June 30, 2018

The Green Goblin 

To have a green snatch or p**sy, and or have some sort of STD or are just Thots.
A.K.A. B.Prep B*tches

*Thot walks by*

" Damn she gotta fat a**.."
" Yea but she git the Green Goblin"
"Damn, f*** that nobody tryna get STD's out here."

The Green Goblin by A REAL FUCKIN SAVAGE January 7, 2020

Titty wobbling zitty goblin 

A girl with acne and considerable cleavage, that is somewhat exposed and jiggling about

Goodness me friend, did you happen to catch a gaze of that titty wobbling zitty goblin? I believe that look is trending

Titty wobbling zitty goblin by CorporalClink August 10, 2020

mean baby goblin 

A younger brother who feeds on your leftovers

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi

mean baby goblin by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020