i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 6, 2023

National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

Give the loved one of yours flowers. September 24th is National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day.

Buy her flowers and appreciate the moment. National Give your Girlfriend Flowers Day

by Ptr094 September 24, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you don't have

Do you have a girlfriend?
No, becuase I'm on UrbanDictionary

by dominoguy11 February 8, 2021

National make out with your girlfriend day

When it’s September 2 you must kiss your girl.

It’s September 2 national make out with your girlfriend day baby. You already know let’s kiss

by Danniilopezzz134 September 1, 2021

Temp agency girlfriend

Noun. A girlfriend who for either personal, religious or other reasons, will not have sex with you, but continues to go out on dates. As in "at a temp agency, you have a job, just no benefits. Temp agency girlfriend you have a girlfriend, just no benefits."

John- "hey man, you still dating Nikki-no-sex?"
Mike- "no, I dumped her over email."
John- "yeah, about time you dumped your temp agency girlfriend."

by Edward C. Microwagious May 9, 2014

kiss your girlfriend day

kiss your girlfriend day

person.hey its november 19

person.ya wats so inportent about that
person.its kiss your girlfriend day

by hey_its_me_mj November 18, 2019

girlfriend buckaroo

Whilst enagaged in the act of missionary intercourse with your girlfriend, the deliberate act of saying a random or selected girls name will typically cause the girlfriend to react in a bucking motion. The game, is seeing how long you can hang on for.....

Had a quick game of girlfriend buckaroo last night - I managed 25 seconds.

by BBBeewick June 22, 2017