German

The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.

Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.

Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.

If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.

by Queburst November 6, 2022

German main

A blind person playing the popular war game "war thunder" and playing the german tech tree

P1: Look there's an enemy
German main: No I don't see anything
German main: *gets shot and killed by a t34-85 shell*

by Warthunderer April 3, 2024

German pressure

An expression used to respond to people who don't talk about the 1940s (something happened between 1939 and 1945 that i don't wanna talk about, so I'll German pressure myself. Hey me, do you have german pressure? Cuz you don't talk about 1940s.)

"Hey, do you have german pressure? Cause you don't talk about the 1940s."

by Qi_87 May 17, 2023

German boxer

A sexual position where one partner jerks the shaft others penis ,wile sucking on the head ,then a light tapping to the scrotum like a punching bag so as to stimulate orgasmic pressure.

Hay bae you thing you can give me a German Boxer tonight.

by Mega Wonders April 18, 2023

.9.The Word "'Zephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Zephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Zephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025

German Shotgun

A German Shotgun, or German Shotty, is similar to a shotty that most potheads are familiar with, however, instead of placing a blunt backwards in ones mouth and blowing it into someone else's mouth, you instead use a straw to blow the smoke into the recipient's asshole. Another participant then comes and sucks the smoke out of that asshole for a powerful hit.

Douglas took a German Shotgun last night and coughed so hard he puked.

by Yak-Shavings March 23, 2017

German Dinner

When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.

Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.

by _ham=booger January 10, 2020