flicker gooning

The act of releasing a controlled amount of sperm whilst gooning.
I spend up to 20 hours a week flicker gooning.
by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024
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Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.
Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!
by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019
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Unethical gooning

AI generated goon material, not made by a human

very easy to tell if the sauce is unethical gooning or ethical gooning: check the fingers or sum idk twin, jus small mistakes ig
gooner 1: bro this is the best rule34 art i found

gooner 2: unethical gooning 🥀🥀

gooner 1: sybau brochacho😭✌️
by retardedspoon69 April 27, 2025
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Lava Goon

Lava gooning is where you jack off with a high fever with all your blankets on you and goon til you bleed, thus causing a volcanic eruption from your male genitalia
I can’t believe jack survived after his intense lava goon sesh
by beeba April 27, 2025
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Glamour gooning

A specific type of gooning usually involving a focus on heightened glamour, such as formal or club attire, including but not limited to dresses, stiletto heels, and accessories.
Upset after being stood up, she lit a blunt and spent the night glamour gooning, still dressed in her stunning dress and heels, losing herself in hours of online adult content.
by Carrie Cougar February 20, 2025
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An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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Goon

A word to say cum or semen
Ohhh I-I-I-I'm bouta goon
That was a great gooning session
by EzRKO June 6, 2025
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