by s to the l ick rick August 12, 2004
Get the belbow fucker.mug. Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??
Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe
Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe
by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009
Get the Klingon Fuckermug. A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia
Sexual bulimia
"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"
by Cyn March 18, 2004
Get the fear-fuckermug. by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 15, 2008
Get the mother fuckermug. Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.
"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"
by colonel guster January 2, 2014
Get the dolphin fuckermug. that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.
Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
by trenchancy April 10, 2009
Get the summer fuckermug. 