Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009

belbow fucker.

To masturbate with ones elbows, this may be shared as a fetish, and practised upon ones friend.

Man Gordon is a belbow fucker for sure.
Wow, i bet that guy gives a good belbow.

by s to the l ick rick August 12, 2004

fear-fucker

A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia

"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"

by Cyn March 18, 2004

mother fucker

A person with an unnaturally close relationship with the female half of their parentage.

You sir, are a mother fucker.

by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 15, 2008

dolphin fucker

Any guy that has such restrictive expectations of women's bodies that he might as well be fucking a dolphin.

"Hey, Mitch, what do you look for in a girl?"
"Well, she has to have absolutely no hair on her body whatsoever, she has to be smiling and cheerful every single day, and I would really like it if she would perform tricks in the kitchen and bedroom for me whenever I asked, what else..."
"Augh, dude, sounds like you might as well be a dolphin fucker!"

by colonel guster January 2, 2014

summer fucker

that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.

Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."

by trenchancy April 10, 2009

Tinker Fucker

Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.

Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...

by TattooedDestruction October 29, 2008