by Andrew H. February 18, 2004
by s to the l ick rick August 12, 2004
Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??
Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe
Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe
by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009
A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia
Sexual bulimia
"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"
by Cyn March 18, 2004
You sir, are a mother fucker.
by Miss Boomshackalackalacka August 27, 2006
that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.
Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."
by trenchancy April 11, 2009
Somebody who seeks sexual intercourse with a smaller body built person (petite). Midget are a favorite turn on if avalible.
Marc: "Hey AJ did you see the chick Alex brought home the other night?"
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
AJ: "Yeah she was the smallest chick ever, I think he's a tinker fucker!"
Marc "Thats true he might as well be porking midgets!"
**Marc and AJ chuckle loudly in the back of the church...
by TattooedDestruction September 16, 2008