Klingon Fucker

Someone Who Likes To Fuck Klingons In The Face

Random Person : Oh Em Geeee Did You Hear About Ruby??

Random Person #2 : Yeaaahh!!! Shes Like The Cheapest Klingon Fucker In The Universe

by whatthefuck?? May 30, 2009

belbow fucker.

To masturbate with ones elbows, this may be shared as a fetish, and practised upon ones friend.

Man Gordon is a belbow fucker for sure.
Wow, i bet that guy gives a good belbow.

by s to the l ick rick August 12, 2004

fear-fucker

A person, usually female, who uses sex as a means to justify their existence. The result being a temporary alleviation of the fear of invisibility.
Sexual bulimia

"It's not that Jenny is a slut, per se, she's a FEARFUCKER. She thinks that getting reamed by any stranger qualifies her as a 'Hottie'"

by Cyn March 18, 2004

mother fucker

A person with an unnaturally close relationship with the female half of their parentage.

You sir, are a mother fucker.

by Miss Boomshackalackalacka September 15, 2008

fur fucker

A bull dike lesbian.

Chaz Bono is a fur fucker.

by kooter rooter December 12, 2013

summer fucker

that special breed of upper-crust wealthy folk who vacation in their other homes only when the weather is nice.

Steve: "Hey bob, why do you plow and keep care of that yard next to yours?"
Bob: "My neighbor lives in Chicago and only comes to his home here in Michigan when its warm outside. I take care of his yard and keep an eye out for his place, and well... he acts like a nice guy."
Steve: "Does he let you swim in his pool?"
Bob: "no, but he has a few cookouts a year..."
Steve: "what a summer fucker."
Bob: "yea..."

by trenchancy April 10, 2009

Squirrel fucker

Someone who is so despicable and awful that they would probably fuck squirrels if given the chance. The sort of person with a disregard for the people around them and treat people like their nothing and doesn't care about the consequences. Pretty much on the same levels of a douchebag and just above being an asshole.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Justin Beiber spat on his fans from a balcony and laughed about it

Girl 2: I did, seriously what a Squirrel fucker

Girl 1: yep, glad I was never a Belieber to begin with

Girl 2: Same here

by Bookworm451 September 3, 2013