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fried fruit loops

the act of aggressively fingering a woman until her vagina is over heated and hot. than pour heated oil into it and let it warm up. Then place and let the fruit loops fry. The cum you produce will act as the milk and you two can eat out of her pussy like a bowl and enjoy some cereal together!
example: me and Chad shared a nice meal of “fried fruit loops” it was so yummy!!
by chadparson666 October 19, 2023
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Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022
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Japanese fruit pie

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017
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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018
mugGet the Fresno Fruit Fetishmug.

sneaky fruit burst

when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
by simba;) October 14, 2010
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
mugGet the Mexican fruit tartmug.

rainbow fruit loop

A person that is gay
Dont go in the gay club unless you are a rainbow fruit loop.
by Juicy couture1 April 19, 2018
mugGet the rainbow fruit loopmug.

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