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jones barbecue foot massage

jones barbecue foot massage

by jones barbecue foot massage August 16, 2021

That's not a boot on your foot

This means that something isn't someone else's problem.

Person 1: "Hey watcha doing there?"
Person 2: "That's not a boot on your foot. Now leave me alone."

by jimminycrickety January 5, 2013

The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.

The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.

by Genetica August 30, 2021

hooker foot

foot damage women would get by either of the following: A. Being a hooker in uniform B. Attempting to be sexy or fashionable by wearing hooker shoes C. Being drunk of your ass while wearing hooker shoes.

Hooker foot damage includes All of the following: loosing sensation in one or more toes, acquiring blisters with blisters of their own, and the appearance of discoloration accompanied by visible swelling after shoes finally brake away from the foot due to over or improper use.

by MoeWithaFro August 25, 2007

dragon foot

An oriental camel-toe.

See also cameltoe camel toe camel-toe

Did you see that chick's dragon foot.

by Duckmeat March 9, 2005

Dirty Foot Slut

The girl who wears impossible stilettos that eventually takes them off after 2 hours and walks barefoot. Resulting in you looking at dirty feet during sex.

That girl took her stilettos off on the way back from the club, so I had to deal with her safeway feet during sex. What a Dirty Foot Slut!

by Manolo Blahnik March 20, 2011