Cafeteria food

Low quality food that looks stale and unappetizing but costs relatively cheap. Usually is tax-free. Depending on your school, there will be days where the cafeteria serves higher quality food, such as Taco Bowl Tuesdays.

Only to be eaten when your mom didn't pack you lunch, or when you're too lazy or busy to walk to the nearest food place.

My mom forgot to pack my lunch so I went to order some cafeteria food. Unfortunately all the good stuff had been sold out and was left to order one of those sad-looking dried out cheeseburgers.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 5, 2021

Hospital Food

The concept of a nurse unloading a day's worth of shit into a decent meal and serving it to you.

Guy: The nurse came back with my food
Guy2: How did it taste?
Guy: Like dogshit fucking pizza
Guy2: That's Hospital Food!

by BIHTikTok November 7, 2021

Food incest

When you put two foods that are made from the same base food together, some examples are:
Ketchup and salsa (Why?)
Hot dogs and pork ribs (Understandable, you can put a condom on a hotdog)
Rice and cereal (What is wrong with you?)

Person one: DUDE STOP PUTTING RICE IN YOUR CEREAL
Person two: Just try it, it tastes good I swear *-*
Person one: IT'S NOT EVEN COOKED, ANYWAYS THAT'S FOOD INCEST!

by KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKYOIN October 4, 2021

Food Delivorgy

When you can’t decide what you want so you order a burrito and sushi and your delivery drivers show up at the same time causing the shame.

“Hey bro, are you delivering here too? It’s a food delivorgy!”

by Peetz July 18, 2021

Quality foods

Full of a bunch of members of the NOOBS (National organization Of Bitches and Scanks) the bathrooms smell like shit and they have 2 retards that work there

I don't want to go to quality foods the service is shit

by F@gk1ller May 20, 2021

comfort food

n. euphemism for tasty, satisfying foods of high caloric content relative to little nutritional value, term is utilized exclusively by individuals who can least afford to consume such foods to rationalize consumption of foods with no other value except "comfort."
n. foods which increase the comfortable, luxurious padding on a bbw

Sheena looked down when she dropped her candy bar, but the comfort food seemed to disappear completely. Had it fallen down her cleavage, or was it near her feet? She wasn't quite sure.

by Michael Gannett February 15, 2006

Rabbit Food

An excuse used by white trash when refusing to eat their vegetables. Generally quoted by people with an IQ lower than 100, and an unrefined palate.

What do you mean do I want to add side salad? I don't eat rabbit food.

by moosir2u December 29, 2013